Lesson to All Women/Men

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A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
being

a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take
some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to
be
spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he
went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain,
and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as
her
husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some
fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with
him.
She put on a Goldilocks costume (mask). So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband enjoying himself on the dance floor, dancing with
every
nice woman he cuddled and occasionally giving a little kiss here and
there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, his
husband left his new partner devoted his time to her. She let him go as
far
as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After some more drinking he finally whispered a little proposition in
her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had quick
sex
in the back seat.
She slipped away before unmasking herself or her husband and went home
and
put her costume (mask) away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time
he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not
there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I
met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room
and played darts all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing
darts all night!" She said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to
our
houseboy who seemed to have had a jolly good time on the dance floor. I am
told
that he was seen by Frank taking a prostitute in a Goldilocks outfit out
for a few minutes. Don't ask me what they did; you know the houseboy still
wants to behave like a kid."
Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your husband/wife.

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